Every Thanksgiving, the president pardons a couple of turkeys, which is the ultimate in Clear Politics, because we all know what we is the number one food that day anyway. Fortunately, President Bush did it with a sense of humor.
How ridiculous is this little charade? The turkeys pardoned last year were dead within three months of their pardon. Why? The drugs that make them grow excessively. (See, drugs are bad.)
Raise a glass, have a toast and give thanks… oh, wait, wine is a drug, but it is approved, so… Thanks.