Something strange really is happening to the universe. Britons are showing they are brighter the ‘mericans on the other side of the pond—they are going actually allow real cutlery onto their planes! Wow, we thought they were all cowards.

Not to be outdone, is there anyone with any common sense and powers of persuasion that might carry the water for the awesome venture to the US, or are we too busy practicing our fear?

Now who are the rebels, the revolutionaries?

(It may be time to go long the market, if all of the fear-mongering is done.)